I said, pardon?

Only in the States...

So, I was checking out MSNBC.com the other day, and I came across a story about little Katurah Petty (your guess on the pronunciation of the name is as good as mine).

Anyway, her and her friend decide to go rob a Walmart.  Okay.  Walmart?  Sure.  Why not? So, what did they steal?  $271 worth of computer software.  Yeah.  Okay.  So what?  Why am I writing this?  Well...here's the kicker...

So...apparently...she was in LABOUR when she decided to rob the Walmart!!  I said, pardon?  Yeah, no joke!  She was fully in the process of delivering a baby when she stopped by the local Wally World.  I wonder if her water broke at the store itself?  If so, I hope they had some of those Caution: Slippery Floor signs handy.  Anyway, the lovely Katurah was charged with theft and forgery...as she was driven to the hospital.  The things that make me smile.

She named her son Robbery.  Friends call him Rob.