A record in the making!

Alright, pop quiz...

What is my favourite thing to talk about?

Give up?

If you said, "poop," then you're exactly right!

So, after wings and beer night, I had my usual diarrhea.  No surprise there.  Anyway, the diarrhea hasn't gone away!  It's been three days now.  I hate it!  But it makes me laugh every time I get "the urge."  So, after using the facilities today - I clean myself up, run into my sister's room, and shout, "That's poop number five.  At this pace, I'm breaking all Egypt records!"

Turns out she was on a 5 way phone call with a bunch of her friends.  haha.  They ALL heard.

They were on speaker phone and I hear one say, "Was that your dad?"

LOL...yes...yes it was, children.

So, if you could please direct your attention to the chart below:

This week I've been sitting at a type 5 stool.  Not the most comfortable, and definitely not the cleanest.  Egypt was a type 7, so at least that's the 'good' news.

I think my favourite BM is a type 3.  Hopefully I'm there by Sunday.  I'll keep you posted.

Now, if you could please direct your attention to the next diagram

Now, I have NO idea what's going on in this chart, but isn't the little police poop cute??