You'd be dead!

So, I went to pick up my little cousin from school today.  As I waited for her to come outside, I noticed three little boys playing in the snow.  Here's how their conversation went:

Boy 1: "You can't pick up the snow!  You'll get in trouble!"

Boy 2: "I'm allowed to pick up snow because I'm older than you.  I'm five and a quarter!"

Boy 1: "Well...I'm five in three quarters!"

Boy 3: "Yeah, well, I'm five and a hundred quarters!"

Boy 1: "That's impossible.  If you were five and a hundred quarters, you'd be dead!"

At that point, I started laughing out loud - I couldn't help it.  Some kids are SO funny!